Top 3 erotic massage parlours and escort agencies in Wembley

An Erotic Tour of London – Wembley

Top 3 erotic massage parlours and escort agencies in Wembley

Feema’s ever popular erotic tour continues with a trip to North West London. As the UK’s faster and smarter way to find erotic massage and escorts, we take a look at the best massage parlours and escort agencies in and around Wembley so you know where to go and what to expect.

For most of the country, a trip to Wembley, means a trip to the stadium and although personally the new stadium just leaves me feeling cold, it’s completely soulless concrete edifice if you ask me, at least I’ve always fond the erotic experiences in Wembley, fun, interesting, good value for London and quite exotic.

Due to the many male visitors to the area, often on overnight trips and away from their wives, Wembley has a thriving erotic massage and escort industry all of its own. You won’t get the polished professionalism of central London but in many ways, that’s a good thing and can be more intimate and rewarding.

We will look at erotic massage parlours, defined as anywhere where you can get a happy ending as well as escort agencies in and serving the Wembley area.

We will add first ‘hand’ reviews where possible, details on where to find them and pricing. All info is correct as far as we can ascertain but any inaccuracies can be reported by contacting us via Twitter @feemamassage

Our first fling is with an Escort Agency  –

  1. Wembley Escort Agency

Top 3 erotic massage parlours and escort agencies in Wembley Blog Erotic Tour London

As the old saying goes; just because someone bought the right domain, doesn’t a sexy experience make.. Still Wembley Escorts seems like a good place to start.

My first click is always on the ‘available tonight’ section on an escort agency website. You get to find out pretty quickly if they are updating this page, what the prices are and with a moderately discerning mind, you can decide what the agency’s view of real pictures is. To an experienced punter, fake imagery is pretty annoying and easily identifiable. Wembley Escorts seem to realise this and the images look professionally done but real.

There seem to be a wide range of girls available, particularly as there is no football on as I write this and Wembley may be horny but is it that horny?

UKpunt says this “girls were as advertised and I’m recommending the duo of Daniella and Ruby” which seems like good advice

Prices are £110 per hour with double for the duo offered.

  1. Wembley Sauna

Top 3 erotic massage parlours and escort agencies in Wembley Blog Erotic Tour London Who doesn’t like to get all hot and sweaty when they plan to go and get all hot and sweaty? Images from our youths of German porn staple, the Sauna can’t be easily forgotten. All that hair, remember all that hair?

Anyway, a sauna and an erotic massage really work for Mr Feema and Wembley Sauna is a classic of the genre.

A quite literally 1 page website isn’t much help here but punting forums reviews are OK. Prices are:

£20 per half hour sauna massage

£40 per hour sauna massage

Presumably the fun is extra but they don’t enlighten anyone on their webpage. Any news on what the extras costs much appreciated – let us know @feemamassage on Twitter.

4 The Broadway, Wembley
Middx HA9 8JT
Tel. 0208 904 0393 or
0208 904 8346

  1. Haru Tantric

Top 3 erotic massage parlours and escort agencies in Wembley Blog Erotic Tour London

Namaste Tantrika.

That’s the kind of lingo you need to bring to Haru Tantric. She is a proper tantrica and these girls are worth their weight in gold.

No sexual intercourse allowed, not even for extra cash. You won’t need it or want it though. A real tantric experience is better than any shag

Oldblighter sums up the experienced offered “it was amazingly erotic. Haru has lovely, soft hands and her massage (not, strictly, I suppose, what many people would call a massage at all but a gentle series of erotic strokes) was absolutely superb”

Her photos are real and she is a real asian beauty, slim with soft skin. If you are looking for a proper, take your breath away, lose your mind, erotic, tantric experience – go see Haru.

 


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And here endeth the lesson. Go forth and have fun

 

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